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    JOKE : Secret behind 30 Dollars….


    When a husband was returning after his marriage, he found his wife holding a small packet;

    the man asked.. whats there in that packet??

    wife replied.. darling this is the secret of my life…pls never open it or ask me about it further otherwise our marriage will be in trouble…

    the couple spent their days happily, but the man was very keen to know what was there in that small packet…

    after some days the man again told… darling after marrying you , i got the woman of my dream… but tell me what that packet is??? it will never affect our relationship as i love u more than my life….

    but wife only told that i also love u more than my life… that’s why telling you not to ask about that….

    after some days wife went to her own house and forgot to take her packet… then the boy couldn’t control himself… and opened that packet….. !!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    He was shocked to open that packet. There was 30 dollar and 2 wheat grains in that packet.

    the boy couldn’t understand what it was and how it could affect their marriage life??

    then when his wife returned… he burst into laughter and told darling what is this?? and how it could have affected our relationship???

    whatever may be… u have to tell me about the secret..

    the wife replied……… that’s not good… any way….if u have already finalized to know the secret..

    here it is…… before marriage.. each time i made love with any guy,i put a wheat grain in that packet to realize that i have done a mistake šŸ™‚

    the boy saw those two wheat grains… and after waiting for two minutes told… its ok.. everybody makes mistake…

    i still love u because u told me the truth….. but what is that 30 dollar???

    the wife replied and the boy fainted..

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    the wife said… i have sold 6 kg wheat at a rate 5$ per kgā€¦ā€¦ā€¦ā€¦ā€¦!!!!!!!!!!

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    23 Comments

    1. Lyndi says:

      Ha, ha, ha. For the man’s sake I hope those were Zimbabwean dollars and not US dollars. A cup of coffee in a good restaurant in Zimbabwe costs about 1 million Zimbabwean dollars these days.

    2. Luke Zet says:

      Great Joke!!! That was the worst mistake that the wife could do! But you haven’t finished what about their future life? šŸ™‚

    3. Nihar says:

      @kuanhoongs, Me too when i read this joke for the 1st time.

      @Lyndi, what? is it joke or true?

      @Luke Zet, I don’t know about the future šŸ™‚ May be you can write the future of them and continue the joke šŸ˜›

    4. nice joke…..just wonder how many grains will be there in 6 kg ???? šŸ˜‰

    5. Ice Rabia says:

      A very funny one… I guess they move on with it but the guy will never trust anything valuable to his wife…

    6. Rohit says:

      ha ha.. pity on that poor husband.

    7. Nihar says:

      @Webmaster, I thought the same thing that your are thinking.

      @Ice Rabia, Hmm nice end to the story..

    8. kouji says:

      nice. šŸ˜€ he just shouldn’t have asked…

    9. Abhishek says:

      LOL !! He should not open that packet

    10. Ramunas says:

      Great joke! According to what I’ve read, a pound is 7000 grains. And 6 kilograms would be 13.2 pounds, so that’s 92400 times of …. wow. I wonder if the fellow ever woke up from the comma.

    11. Paunchiness says:

      hmm… I’m not sure about that one.

    12. great joke pal……… post some more……

    13. Fahad says:

      lol. Hilarious!

      Post some more jokes like these!

    14. E Smith says:

      Too bad the joke isn’t in English.

    15. Chetan Gole says:

      The HUGE story behind those 30 $, Nice one,

    16. Dollar Dude says:

      I ought to check how many grains are there in a kg. Any how, this is best Joke…

    17. Nihar says:

      @kauji, but everybody is curious to ask…

      @Abhishek, if you are in his place you would also do that šŸ™‚

      @Ramunas, Even i felt the same šŸ™‚

      @zncustombuilding & Fahad, will try to post in future

      @E Smith, you are right it is not an english joke. it was in hindi

      @Chetan, not a big story according to me.

      @Dollar Dude, Me too but there will be lot of grains in 1 KG

    18. Wow, what a story behind thirty dollars.Its really a great fun and I agree that such condition can make anyone faint.Anyway a good joke.

    19. john says:

      wat a joooooooooookeeeeee

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